Isn't Marriage Great! A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successfull women is one who can find such a man.
A toast to the newlyweds: May your only ups and downs be between the sheets.
Before marriage a man yearns for the women he loves. After marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" recieved hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine."
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Wife says, "Honey, I've had enough of worse: let's try better for a while!"
Some mornings I wake up grouchy....and other mornings I just let her sleep.
When a man opens the door of his new car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A husband expects his wife to be perfect.....and to understand why he's not.
As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn {I'll alter him!}
In marriage, the bride gets a shower, but for the groom, it's curtains!
Marriage is a three ring circus; the engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?
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