If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24 hours in a day....24 beers in a case...coincidence?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
OK, so what's the speed of dark? |
