Mother jokes can be some of the most insulting jokes when you take them to heart. Everyone loves their mums but, this gives us a chance to have a laugh as well, which is what everyone needs. Below is a list of our mother jokes and below that is an example of one. - Your mother is so..... 2 |
Your mother is so.... 1
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. You're mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms becuase she covers two time zones. Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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