Bumper Stickers 1 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Dip me in honey, and throw me to lesbians.
Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.
"Dual Airbags"
--picture of bill and hillary on it!--
Our lips touched, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.
"Chili's a lot like sex: When it's good it's great, and even when it's bad, it's not so bad."
A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Lorena Bobbit for White House Intern.
Life is sexually transmitted
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