Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, shen she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK!"
Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry we don't do curtain's."
Your mother's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. |
